Three Ages

1 
The Stone Age.

2
Beauty is a part of
   Yesterday,
Today, and Forever.

... Miss Margaret Leahy

3
In every age Beauty
 is sought by the
Adventurer.

... Mr. Wallace Beery

4
Through every age there
 is the faithful worshipper
at Beauty's shrine.

	... Buster Keaton

5
Youth is eternally protected
 by the sheltering wing
of devoted parents.

   ...  Miss Lillian Lawrence
       ... Mr. Joseph Roberts

6
From the beginning of time
   parents have found
different methods of choosing
  their daughter's mate.

7
A troubled heart ever yearns
   to know the future.

8
"My card!"

9
"I want to ask the Wee-gee
   if she loves only me."

10
     ROME
In all Her Glory.

11
"Thou rankest high
in the Roman army -"

12
"- and thou art the rankest!"

13
"Wise Soothsayer - can'st
thou tell me if yon
fair wench love'th me
       alone?"

14
    THE PRESENT AGE
Of Speed, Need, and Greed

15
"I want you boys to know
that I am master of my 
own home, and the choice
of my daughter's husband
 rests entirely with -"

16
"- my wife!"

17
"Of course you gentlemen
understand that my
daughter's happiness
hangs in the balance."

18
Again turning back to 
  prehistoric days.

19
A man's attempt to arouse
  Jealousy is as old as 
        Time.

20
"We will fight this out
      at sunrise!"

21
"I think I had better dictate 
   my will before sunrise."

22
Sunrise.

23
"Thou art challenged to a 
chariot race in yon arena
at high noon tomorrow -
when I shall drag thy name 
   down to disgrace!"

24
High Noon.

25
"He doesn't play - he's
just the coach for the 
    other team."

26
The Game.

27
In the meantime the
prehistoric young man
returns to the city from a
   sight seeing tour

28
"Take yon maid to 
  my domicile."

29
Somehow he vaguely remembered that
somewhere -- sometime -- somebody
made friends with some lion by doing
  something to some of its paws.

30
After a delightful ride in
    the patrol wagon --

31
"Let's go back to the church."

32
- and if anything more 
were needed to show that
love has not changed --

THE END

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