Speedway

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        The producers 
   acknowledge with thanks
   the co-operation of the
Indianapolis Speedway Association,
and the actual participation
of world-famous racing drivers
in recording scenes for this
         production.

2
According to Bill Whipple's
impression of Bill Whipple,
nobody had anything on
Bill Whipple but Bill Whipple.

3
"Drive me closer to the
 curb, Dugan! Some of
 these girls may be near-
        sighted!"

4
"Hello, Bill! Glad to
 see you back for 
  the big race!"

5
"What are those....
 prizes you've won?"

6
"Yeah....lap prizes!"

7
"Pardon my chauffeur ...
 he's been eating charcoal!"

8
"Name and address,
 please......for the
 Community Chest!"

9
"Hello, Father!"

10
THE INDIANAPOLIS
SPEEDWAY --
Since 1911 the yearly
scene of the historic
500 mile Decoration
Day racing classic.

11
"Sure glad to see you,
 Mac! First time since
 last year at Altoona!"

12
"That's right, Hartz! Back
 again for my seventeenth
       try to win!"

13
"Welcome to the battlefield,
      Mac, old timer!"

14
"Where the heck
    is Bill?"

15
"Maybe a bird flew by
 and thought he was 
       a worm."

16
"Bird? Yeah....a bird
   with skirts on!"

17
"Honest, Mac....a guy
 thought Dugan was
 you! And I got out to
  defend your honor!"

18
"Girls mobbed me to be
 hugged! Women held
 their babies for me to
 kiss! Men fought hard to
    shake my hand!"

19
"And you went on
 posing as a racing
     driver?"

20
"That's all right, Mac!
 I don't mind if people
 think you're a handsome
   guy....like me!"

21
"I don't see how Mac
 stands for that guy
 Whipple and his smart 
       cracks."

22
"Mac loves him like a
 son....and besides, the
   kid knows motors."

23
"Bill, why don't you take
 this game seriously?
 You'll never be a driver
     if you don't!"

24
"Say, listen! I can drive
 right now better than
 any of the punks on
     this track!"

25
"Drivin's only half of it!
 Your trouble is...you
 start plenty but never
   finish anything!"

26
"Here comes Renny....
 His Royal Highness,
  Hunka Cheeser!"

27
"Does that bunch of
 pansies know anything?"

28
"I'll say they don't NO
 anything! They're his
       YES men!"

29
"You two help unload
     the truck."

30
"Yes....Mr. Renny!"

31
"You two get my car
       ready."

32
"Yes....Mr. Renny!"

33
"Hello, boys!"

34
"Yes....Mr. Renny!"

35
"How's your old car
   running, Mac?"

36
"Fine...considerin' how
 you wrecked it by
 deliberately crashin'
  into me at Altoona!"

37
"Don't hang on to that
 grouch, Mac. I'd like to
 make a deal with you
  to tune up my car."

38
"Any time you catch
 me tunin' up a car
 for you...I'll be crazy!"

39
"I don't care about
 those time trials!
 Clock MacDonald!"

40
"Mac made a ten mile
 trial in five minutes
   and forty-eight
      seconds!"

41
"Five forty-eight! That's
 almost one hundred and
 fifteen miles an hour!"

42
"Mr. Renny, why don't you
 land Bill Whipple? He
 knows all Mac's tricks
      with motors."

43
"That's an idea, Steve.
 Leave Whipple to me."

44
"Where the heck
    is Bill?"

45
"Maybe he went to the 
 hospital. He said some-
 thin' 'bout the bones
  itchin' in his hand."

46
"Once mo', baby dice!
 Show yo' sebben l'il
 teeth fo' yo' sunburnt
        uncle!"

47
"I thought I told you to
 get that stuff over to
      the garage!"

48
"Aw, Mac....I was only
 trying to get lunch
 money. It's time to eat."

49
"I see you have soup
 stains with thumb
 marks and coffee
   spots today."

50
"Soon as I get down to 
 the print I'll order."

51
"What do you think
 this is...a laundry?"

52
"Tell me, Gastritis....
 how are your hors
    d'oeuvres?"

53
"None of your business!
  I don't wear 'em!"

54
"If you're goin' to come
 apart....outside, baby!"

55
"What a break for you...
 meeting me with the
  world full of men!"

56
"I wish you'd move away!
    Flies annoy me!"

57
"The lady will have
 poached eggs on
 toast....and tea."

58
"A COUPLE OF CLUCKS
  ON A WHITE SLAB!"

59
"I'll take the Sweet
 Mystery of Life...
      HASH!"

60
"CORNED BEEF AND
 SPUDS...BACK OF A 
      BEARD!"

61
"Among my other gifts...
  I drive racing cars."

62
"Possibly you're the
 person for whom Three
 Cheers was invented."

63
"I want my half! I do
 not permit strangers to
 pay for my luncheon."

64
"Lay a lily on it!"

65
"Let's go to a hat
 store and have some 
      more fun!"

66
"I think you'd mix
 better at the Monkey 
        Farm."

67
"I dropped my glove."

68
"He'll never grow up, Jim.
   He's just a big kid."

69
"He hasn't changed since
 the day we took him for
        our own."

70
"You're working too
 hard, Jim. You know 
  your heart can't 
     stand it."

71
"If you only wouldn't
 race this year...and
 rest....and get well,
         Jim."

72
"I've been tryin' to win
 this race for seventeen
 years, Mary. I can't
 quit....till I go out a
        winner."

73
"Hey! You're supposed
 to be workin' on this
        motor!"

74
"Don't annoy me, boy!
 I'm training for to-
    night's sleep!"

75
"Go easy, Bill! She's the
 little buttercup that
 Renny's hopin' to drive to
       the altar!"

76
"Nix! She's an old friend 
 of mine! I try on all her 
           hats!"

77
"Aw, come on...smile
 and show your l'il
  toofums for daddy."

78
"This supercharger gear
 has to be made in a
 hurry! You're goin' to
      Chicago!"

79
"Grab a taxi...and catch
 the noon-day plane!
 You're to fly over....and
        fly back!"

80
"Don't ask me to fly,
 Mac! I'm sunk in an 
       airship!"

81
"I said... .'FLY'!"

82
"Hey! Step on it! What
 are you doing....racing
        a worm?"

83
"I'm doin' forty! Whaddaya
 think this is.....a kiddie
           car!"

84
"It looks more like
 an egg crate....with
      you in it!"

85
"You idiot! Why don't
 you watch where you're
       driving?"

86
"Thank Heaven....he's
     still alive!"

87
"Alive? Say, lady,
   he's -- --"

88
"Keep quiet! You certainly
 did your best to kill him!"

89
"The police will see
       to you!"

90
"One-arm driving, eh?
  Pull over there!"

91
"This man has been
 injured! I'm taking
 him to the Airport 
     Hospital!"

92
"If you're kiddin' me...
 it'll go tough with
        you!"

93
"Egad, Fortescue! How
 comest I thither from
       whither?"

94
"A stall, eh? Well, I'll just
 write you a pass for 
 the traffic court.....for
   tomorrow's matinee!"

95
"But, Officer...I'm Pat
 Manning! You know
 my father...he owns
   this airport!"

96
"That's nice! Say hello
  to your Pop for me!"

97
"Mr. MacDonald wants you
 to get this gear. I'll be
 here to take it... when
      you get back."

98
"Mr. Whipple is in a
 hurry! Fly him back to
 The Speedway.....and 
    drop him off!"

99
"Wait a second! You're
 flying back with me! I'll
   give you a thrill!"

100
"Planes are too tame 
 for a guy like me! See
  you subsequently!"

101
"Let me take up that
 Smarty! I owe him
     something!"

102
"I'm sorry I can't take
 you. I've got to fly
 the Cleveland plane."

103
"But we won't disappoint
 you. There's another pilot
   who'll fly you over."

104
"I never bother with 
 a parachute. I just fly
   low and step out."

105
"How can you tell if
 this thing works all
        right?"

106
"Well...if you're not at the
 race Decoration Day, we'll
    know it didn't work."

107
"Now, Mr. Racing Driver
 ....you're going to get a 
      real thrill!"

108
"JUMP!"

109
"WHICH WAY?"

110
"You were brave....
       Bill!"

111
"So were you....Pat."

112
"I took her up 50,000 feet
 ....was doing my tenth
 tail-spin....when a wing
        fell off!"

113
"She threw her arms 
 around me and screamed,
 'SAVE ME! SAVE ME!'!"

114
"Down we plunged!
 Twenty....forty....
 forty-eight thousand 
       feet!"

115
"But...when did your
   parachute open?"

116
"Fifty feet from earth I 
 pulled the rip cord...and
 then jumped to safety
 with her in my arms!"

117
"Don't be sore, Pat. I
 was only kidding the 
        gang."

118
"The news reel men
 want some movies of
 you. I'll let you drive my
     racing car."

119
"I hate to do this...
 but I must comply with
 the demands of my
       public."

120
"I don't quite understand
 why you're taking such a
 sudden interest in Bill."

121
"I'm just doing him a good
 turn. I'd like to see him
        get along."

122
"Who's that tearin' up
 the track in Renny's
         car?"

123
"This is something I
 don't stand for! You
 belong in my crew!
        MINE!"

124
"Get out of that car! Stay
 out of it! And never get in
         it again!"

125
"Since when do you 
      own me?"

126
"And furthermore...I know
 where there's another
 job! I'm through with
     you! I quit!"

127
"Any guy that's in the
 public eye like me....
 don't have to stand 
      for this!"

128
"You shouldn't have 
 spoken to Mac like
 that.. .after all he's
    done for you."

129
"I'll give you the chance 
 you deserve, Bill. I want
 you to qualify my car...
 and drive it in the race!"

130
"I'm through wearing the
 losing uniform! I'm going
  where I'm appreciated!"

131
The day of the
Qualifying Trials -- --
     when cars and drivers
     must meet the exacting
     tests.

132
"Now step out! Raise
 your hand when you're
  ready to be timed!"

133
"Glad to see you, Mac.
    Feeling fit?"

134
"Let's crowd through the
 examination, Doc. I'm
   plenty busy today."

135
"Boy, what speed! Bill
 sure tuned that motor 
       perfect!"

136
"Listen to that motor, 
 Doc! Sounds plenty
  sweet, don't it?"

137
"One minute and eleven
 seconds! That'll get the
    pole position!"

138
"I'm sorry, Mac.....your
 heart can't stand that
     500 mile grind."

139
"This was to be my last
 race, Doc. Couldn't you
   stretch a point?"

140
"But you'd be endangering
 the life of every driver in
         the race!"

141
"You'll keep mum about
 why I'm not going to
 drive...won't you, Doc?"

142
"Bill qualified! Hit the
 bricks at 116 miles an
         hour!"

143
"Beat it over and let Doc
 examine you. You're
 goin' to drive my car."

144
"I've decided I don't
 want to drive against 
         Bill."

145
"Yeah! But you'll break
 my neck if I don't beat
          him."

146
"I guess I showed 'em
  some speed...what?"

147
"Nice goin', Bill....
  congratulations!"

148
DECORATION DAY -- --
The 17th annual Automobile
Racing Classic of the world.

149
"I'd better pose uncon-
 cerned and modest....
  the way I always am."

150
"I've decided to drive
 myself, Whipple! Just
  can't shake the bug!"

151
"You can't do this! I'm
 officially entered! I've
 got the pole position!"

152
"But I'm a qualified driver,
 too! Thanks for tuning
      up my motor!"

153
"The crooked mug! Cracked
 you up last year...and now
  he's double-crossed Bill!"

154
"It's up to you, Dugan!
 Get Renny! That's all
  I ask! Beat Renny!"

155
"That kid didn't forget
 what you taught him
 about motors, Mac.
  Thanks....twice!"

156
"Clear the track!"

157
"There goes the flag!
    IT'S A START!"

158
"End of 3rd lap! Renny
 leads...Woodbury 2nd...
     Chiron 3rd!"

159
"Renny played a mean
 trick on you, Bill. I'm 
   terribly sorry."

160
"Yeah....but it's a great
 break for everybody!
 With me out they've all
   got a chance now!"

161
"You swell-headed fool!
 You were so busy taking
 bows that you couldn't
 see Renny was just using
          you!"

162
"You're out of the race!
 Everybody's laughing at 
 you! And, worst of all...
 you've broken Mac's
        heart!"

163
"I understand, Bill. I
 know how sorry you
        are."

164
"Something's gone wrong,
 Mac! The wheel jammed
  me when I skidded!"

165
"Why doesn't Mac get
 out there and drive
      himself?"

166
"He can't, Bill. The doctor
 said his heart couldn't
 stand more than a few
         miles."

167
"Please! Let Bill go in! He's
 fighting mad at Renny!
  He'll ride him ragged!"

168
"Bill Whipple wanted
 at MacDonald pit.....
   ready to drive!"

169
"GET INTO IT, BILL!
    BEAT RENNY!"

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"YOU'RE 4 LAPS BEHIND
 RENNY! YOU'VE GOT TO 
  RAMBLE! GO TO IT!"

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"WHIPPLE GAINS A 
       LAP!"

172
"If he only keeps 
      goin'!"

173
"WHIPPLE PASSES RENNY!"

174
"5 MORE LAPS TO GO!
 WHIPPLE LEADING RENNY
   BY A FULL LAP!"

175
"He's doggin' it! He's 
       quittin'!"

176
"A splinter cut my eye!
 You've got to drive, 
          Mac!"

177
"RENNY REGAINS LEAD!
 MACDONALD REPLACING
  WHIPPLE IN NO. 26!"

178
"I thought your eye
     was cut --"

179
"TWO MORE LAPS TO
   THE FINISH!"

180
"COME ON, MAC! COME
 ON! THE LAST LAP!!"

181
"I know why you quit,
 Bill. It was wonderful of 
         you."

182
"It don't say anything
    about your eye!"

183
"This is one job I'm going
     to finish, Mac!"

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