Saturday Afternoon

1
In 1864 when Lincoln
 declared all men free and
equal, did he, or did he not,
   include husbands?

2
Mrs. Harry Higgins believed
 the question, "How to
handle husbands" should be
settled by Women's Clubs --
Hickory preferred.

	... Alice Ward

3
"I give him a nickel for
 pop-corn and he buys
       tobacco!"

4
"You're too hard on th'
 lad -- if you were a poor 
 grass widow like me --!"

5
"Don't tell me! -- the first
 step in losing any man
 is letting him have his
        own way!"

6
Harry Higgins, just a crumb
 from the sponge cake of
Life.

	... HARRY LANGDON

7
"Listen, honey, I'll be two
 minutes late, I missed
        my car!"

8
"WHAT?"

9
Steve Smith was a 
 runabout -- one of
those 1904 models.

	... Vernon Dent

10
Pearl and Ruby, two heart-
 breakers with an afternoon
 off.

         ... Ruth Hiatt
   ... Peggy Montgomery

11
"The little one with the
 swell lamps is dyin' to
       meet you!"

12
"Get that worried look off
 your face and they'll never
   know you're married!"

13
"Be ready at two o'clock --
 and don't forget to wash
        your face!"

14
"I'll buy the hot dogs!"

15
"I was saving it for
  a rainy day -- --!"

16
"Well, it's liable to rain any
 minute so you'd better 
 give me that other dime!"

17
"-- from now on, I'm going
    to be the boss --!"

18
"-- after this you're gonna
 wind the clock, fix the
 cat and poison the ants --!"

19
"-- and I'm not finished 
 yet -- you're not the only
 woman -- I've got a date
 with a pair of beautiful
         lamps!"

20
"You'd better take your
 dime back, your girl
 friend might want a
         soda!"

21
2 P.M.

22
"-- He even tried to make
 me believe he was going
 out with another woman!"

23
"His type never steps out,
 so I just called his bluff!"

24
"You should have heard
 me -- I told her who was
   wearing the pants!"

25
"A swell date busted and
  it's all your fault!"

26
"-- and you don't find nice
 girls like them every day!"

27
"-- -- they won't do!"

28
"You won't do!"

29
"That road seemed a little
 rough, girls -- see if you
      can find him!"

30
"I hear her calling me!"

31
"Say, what about the date
    you had with us?"

32
"We'll fix those saps so
 they'll never take you
       out again!"

33
"Hey! I'm in this fight!"

34
"I'm disappointed in
    you, Steve!"

35
"Don't give up, Steve,
      I'm here!"

36
"It's all my fault -- I should
 never have given you that
           dime!"


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