A Sailor-Made Man

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                SAILING BY
THE BOY ............................HAROLD LLOYD
THE GIRL ...........................MILDRED DAVIS
THE ROWDY ELEMENT ..................NOAH YOUNG
MAHARAJAH of KHAIRPURA-BHANDANNA ...DICK SUTHERLAND

The Plot _ An American boy is in love with an
            American girl _ Let's go _

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       ABINGTON ARMS
           ___
An ultra fashionable summer
resort overlooking the bluff
_ And there's a lot of it to 
         overlook.

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The Steel Magnate

 Enjoying a complete rest from
 business _ With two private
 secretaries, four stenographers
  and a "wire" to Wall Street.

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The Boy _
Idle heir to twenty millions _
And a nerve that
would blunt the edge
on forked lightning.

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"Got a match, son?"

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The Girl _
She averages six proposals
a day _ Including Sundays
and holidays.

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"It's too hot to play croquet_
 Let's get married."

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"W-h-y - Ah - Ah - Er -
 You'll have to ask father."

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"I've decided to marry 
     your daughter."

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"_ _ _ _ _ _ _ SHOW ME THAT YOU CAN DO
SOMETHING BESIDES LOAF AND LOITER -
PUT YOUR SHOULDER TO THE WHEEL -
GO TO WORK -
GET A JOB."

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"I've decided to join
      your Navy."

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"Invite your friends for a long 
 cruise on the yacht.  I'm
 going so far from business I
 won't even hear a wrong
 telephone number."

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"Report back here in an hour
 for physical examination."

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"Father says we'll sail
'round the world _ maybe 
 farther _ and you're invited."

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"I've decided not to 
   join your Navy."

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"And I'VE decided that
  you're in the Navy
  for three years."

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  "You look enough 
alike to be brothers."

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"I refuse to examine him 
    until he's sober."

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"I think I've joined 
      the Navy."

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Six months later _
Off the coral reefs of
Khairpura-Bhandanna _

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  "The Queen Regent of 
Khairpura to see you, sir."

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"Rough-house" O'Rafferty _
 So tough he could swim the 
 English Channel with a sea
 lion under each arm _ And
 never miss a stroke.

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Also off the shore of
Khairpura-Bhandanna.
Nobody has been seasick _
often.

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"Whose box is that?"

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"What've you got to 
say for yourself?"

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"Scrub the deck!"

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"It's as much my
fault as it is his'n."

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  "Shake! Any guy that 
can wallop the Navy champion 
        is my pal."

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Going ashore for souvenirs_
Anything worthless and 
useless will do.

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AGAR SHAHAR KHAIRPURA
   "City of a Thousand Rascals."

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"TARRA!
 RAJA!
 KAI WASSTE ROSTA BNENOW RAJA!"

[dissolves to]

"BEHOLD!
 THE RAJAH! THE RAJAH!
 MAKE WAY FOR THE RAJAH!"

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Shore Leave.

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"You take them four,
 an' I'll take this four."

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"What took you so long?"

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"Get a hat _
 Or go back to the ship."

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Black Castle _
The Rajah would make a
cute little play-fellow -
for Bluebeard _

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"Are they after the 
  American maid?"

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"Wait _ I'll get the key"

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Hey!

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"Could you care for me 
      a little?"

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And then -

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"He says _ 'WILL YOU?'"

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"Tell him _ 'I WILL'."

The End

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