1 Pounding up and down the seas -- dodging into ports - a tramp schooner - 2 Spike Madden -- Mate of the ships. 3 "Ahoy, aloft! Shake a leg! I've got a date with a dame in Holland." 4 Amsterdam -- Another port on the endless cruise - a cargo loading - a mate with a date. 5 "Where'd you get that bracelet?" 6 "Ach! Mine heart goes pitty-pat ven I think of such a sailor!" 7 "That swab has been beat- ing my time in the last five ports." 8 "I'm tired of finding his heart and anchor mark on my women!" 9 Rio de Janeiro - Still trying to overhaul a heart and anchor. 10 "Have you been true to me, Baby?" 11 "Si, Seņor - twice." 12 "Yeh! True to me - and the Merchant Marine." 13 "When I catch that snooping sea-snipe, I'll put my trade- mark on his jaw!" 14 Central America - Just a port behind the Branding Romeo. 15 "THE GUARDS!" 16 "Doggone 'em! They spoil all the good fights! I hate 'em!" 17 "So do I. Let's get 'em!" 18 "We were doing great, until they called out the army." 19 "I feel like somebody stroked me on the head with Brooklyn Bridge." 20 "Hey, Matie, pull my finger. It always goes out of joint when I hit anyone." 21 "So you're the bandy-legged little bantam I've been looking for!" 22 "Have a heart, Judge -- that's all I got!" 23 "Thanks, Mate! I'll do as much for you in the next jail." 24 "Stow that stuff! I only bailed you out so I can knock your head off!" 25 "Why don't you stay up so I can sock you?" 26 "I can't swim." 27 "Let's pick another fight and go fifty-fifty on the fun!" 28 "I'm going to be busy, but if you need me, sing out." 29 "Hey, Spike! I've got a swell fight going." 30 "Hey, Spike!" 31 "Lay off! I'm just about to do myself some good with this dame." 32 "HEY, SPIKE!" 33 Alongside - at San Pedro - With the two friends signed up as shipmates for life. 34 "Hurry up, Bill. I've got the address of a swell girl - and she has a friend." 35 "I remember! This is the place - and she's got a figure like an eel!" 36 "Hey, Baby!" 37 "Hello, Sailor-man." 38 "How old you are, Son?" 39 "My Daddy's a sailor." 40 "Did you know my Daddy?" 41 "He won't be home any more - he got drownded." 42 "Mama, did you get the job?" 43 "Excuse us, Missus -- we got in the wrong place." 44 "We're going to play a game. Close your eyes and don't open 'em --" 45 Spike and Bill - As time went on, sailors spoke of them together - like Tom and Jerry - Rock and Rye. [dissolves to:] 46 Through the Mediterranean bound for France --- 47 "I just figured out that I've got enough money to settle down with." 48 "Why give me another pain when I got one in the tooth?" 49 Loading in Marseilles - Where a toothache reduces the menace to France by one-half. 50 "Introducing Mam'selle Godiva! Neptune's bride and the sweetheart of the sea!" 51 "I'm sorry you're all wet -" 52 "If you'll wait, I'll take your coat and dry it." 53 "I know that big mug, Spike, will get in trouble going ashore without me." 54 "Have you ever thought of settling down - a little farm - cows - chickens... and everything...?" 55 "That costs money." 56 "Is there any chance for a big walrus like me, Baby .....is there?" 57 "Sure! There's always a chance." 58 "Got a match?" 59 "It's ten after nine." 60 "It's a good thing we're sailing tomorrow. Another week and you'd be cuckoo!" 61 "I ain't sailing. I'm in love!" 62 "You're not in love. You're just broke out all over with monkey-bites." 63 "- and nobody but a sap like you would jump ship for some sexy skirt." 64 "Shut your lying mouth. My girl's a lady!" 65 "That goes! You and me are through! I wouldn't sail on the same ocean with you!" 66 Sailing Time - A ship divided by water from land -- friends divided by a woman. 67 "Well, I didn't sail, either -" 68 "Didn't you?" 69 "Honest, Spike, I didn't mean that your skirt was a tramp --" 70 "I want you to know the dearest little girl in the world. She's got a heart like gold!" 71 "You two get acquainted while I rush a growler of beer." 72 "So you're Mam'selle Godiva, now? You used to be Tessie back in Coney Island." 73 "What did you ditch me for? I thought I tattooed your mark on my arm for keeps --" 74 "I can't help it if he hangs around. I've got most of his dough - and I'm about through." 75 "Ain't she sweet? And she's saving my money for me so I can't spend it." 76 "Say, Spike! I'm worried about a pal of mine. He's in love with a girl that's no good." 77 "And she's making a fool out of my friend." 78 "Some guys are just born saps, ain't they, Baby?" 79 "What would you do, Spike? Would you tell him?" 80 "What's the use? He wouldn't believe you, any- way." 81 "Your story almost broke my heart." 82 "Say! I wonder what he was driving at?" 83 "Gimme my pants!" 84 "If Spike should come home and find you here, he'd kill both of us." 85 "I sent him on an errand, so I could see you." 86 "Nothin' doin', kid. That big ox means more to me than any woman." 87 "Where is he?" 88 "There's too many of you. Wait until I get help." 89 "SPIKE!" 90 "You didn't double-cross me, did you, Bill? Say you didn't ---" 91 "I didn't double-cross you, Spike. You know it." 92 "I used to know her at Coney Island. I tried to tell you." 93 "Will you forgive me, kid?" 94 "There ain't nothing ever going to come between us again, is there?" THE ENDHome